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Yeah I'm afraid of sharks but not the dark

Yeah I'm afraid of sharks but not the dark

anthropophobic
awkward
sapiosexual
sarcastic
phukkwalker:

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MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension* 15-year-old me:
for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance me now:
brutally-beautiful:

HIIIIII

Mmmmmmmm

brutally-beautiful:

HIIIIII

Mmmmmmmm

(Source: lasso)

steveaph:

people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse 

(Source: intellectualpanda, via blackberrymilk)

I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home. Europeans:
I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida. Americans:

stephsgettingsmaller:

thecutestofthecute:

paperjedi:

Yes she hates her photos taken. 

This is the cutest pibble puppy ever

Is this for real

brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

(via stephsgettingsmaller)

(Source: slowerblack, via tiedwithab0w)

Yep

Yep

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