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Yeah I'm afraid of sharks but not the dark

Yeah I'm afraid of sharks but not the dark

anthropophobic
awkward
sapiosexual
sarcastic

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

(Source: karin-420, via andibgoode)

(Source: warpaintbarbie, via andibgoode)

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboybunny, via mar1337)

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

(via sellmysoulforrocknroll)

rubyetc:

ooh la

rubyetc:

ooh la

(via rubyetc)

(Source: joycewrice, via lesfemmes)

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

(via spooky-dooky)