|MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*||15-year-old me:|
|for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance||me now:|
people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse
|I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.||Europeans:|
|I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.||Americans:|
" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"
I didn’t..are you serious?